Halloweenie

Below is a photo of the jack-o-lanterns, proudly displayed on our porch, that we carved with some friends. Take a close look -- do you notice anything amiss?


How about now?

Yes. This pumpkin glowed all Halloween evening for innocent trick-or-treaters to see, and it wasn't until I went to blow out the candles that I realized what I'd put on display. Though it's true that our 'hood only attracts the most desperate and degenerate candy seekers, never again will we invite one of Caleb's urology buddies over for pumpkin carving!

P.S. - If they arrest me for displaying obscene materials to minors, can we hold book club in jail?